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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You've arrived back in Waterdeep.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Nulara Moonbrook, FlintFirebeard, Thea Amastasia, and Nye Ilmich

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have returned from Thay to discuss plans of our final move on the Cult of the Dragon.

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What can you tell us of your travels to Xanthal's Tower?

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We got through that maze. We made it in the tower.

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We got the quote unquote dragon mask, but it was a fake.

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The same man who you know as Sir István.

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What you have is ownership of Xanthal's Tower.

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I climb up onto the big boardroom table.

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We are not looking to sell the tower to the highest bidder for the fate of Thay Room.

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And I kind of bang my axe on the ground like, yeah!

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Pound my hand on the table.

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I've got one hand in my pocket and one hand is holding a...

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Human finger bone.

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Oh boy!

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You catch the eye of Nye Ilmich.

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It will act, when activated, as a scroll of protection from undead.

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Everybody comes back to the table.

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So where do we stand?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast.

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And I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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And with me today is Carla Johnson.

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Hey, ooh, number one.

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I play new Laura Moonbrook.

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And Amy More.

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Apparently Russ doesn't love me as much as he used to.

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Oh, come on, you've made that joke already.

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I have?

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Yep.

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Tom's always third, so don't say that because then it's kind of sad

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as if Russ doesn't love Tom and he does.

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I do.

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You should do Tom right now.

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Show him you love him, Russ.

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Yeah, just taking it completely out of context.

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How much do you love him, Russ?

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Oh god, I'm Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me.

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I just meant he should take my spot.

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Not in the marriage.

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Just in game.

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I'm a pretty good baker, so.

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Oh, boy.

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Master baker.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, boy.

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Wow, we're 30 seconds in and there's already been a masturbation joke

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and a Russ and Tom love on each other joke.

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What more do you need?

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Really, it's a downward slope from here.

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Just drag that podcast over the trash can and get rid of it.

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Isn't it usually, though?

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If two dudes can't platonically love each other, what can they do?

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Of course you can platonically love each other.

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The one sentence sounded very sexual.

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Yeah, it can also not be platonic.

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It did.

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You should do Tom next.

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Yeah, I should rephrase.

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I need to have a mental filter.

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Yeah, I mean, that would probably help a lot of situations.

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I mean, if you're just realizing that now, I don't think it's ever going to happen, Amy.

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To be 31 years to realize of dirty pirate mouth.

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Who knew?

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Where you can hear more of Amy's dirty pirate mouth is over on Patreon,

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

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where you can join the lovely community we have going over there,

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which is very fantastic and we love all of you.

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Oh, and we also love you if you're not a member of Patreon.

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Also, yeah, that's true.

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That's very true.

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Also love, if you're a frequent listener, if you're a sometimes listener, if you-

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If this is your first episode, welcome aboard.

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We love you.

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Welcome aboard.

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You're our favorite.

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But also when you're on Patreon, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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So that's where I was getting to.

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And today's episode is dedicated to Jonathan.

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Jonathan Nguyen.

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Thanks, Jonathan.

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We love that guy.

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You too, Bob.

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Love that guy.

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You know, I haven't DMed in a while when Russ doesn't get a message from Jonathan going,

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um, Tom screwed something up.

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He is so helpful.

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He knows how to play D&D so much better than I don't want to say we do because y'all are great.

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I'm not.

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And I appreciate him continuing to listen to our podcast,

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even though it's probably very frustrating for him.

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I'm always up for tips because I'm not great at it.

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And it's very helpful when someone's like, oh, hey, you could have done this.

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And I'm like, oh my God, I didn't even think of that.

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This is amazing.

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I can't even drink out of a cup.

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I just spilled water everywhere.

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So Jonathan, if you have any tips about how I could drink out of a cup,

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I would take those as well.

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Jonathan, I'm wondering what I should do with my stock portfolio.

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And do you have any tips about that?

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Diversify, Amy.

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We've been over this.

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It sounds like we're joking, Jonathan, but we really do appreciate it.

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Of course we do.

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And all the support you give.

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That's what we do.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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All right.

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Last time you guys got some finger bones.

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Yeah, we did.

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Beg your what?

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Beg your excuse me.

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We got some secret finger bones.

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We didn't want to tell anybody about it.

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Are we ashamed of our finger bones?

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When Carla said it.

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This is where this episode is going.

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And you are about to find out if there's any take backsies on any on any people.

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I wish we had thought at the beginning of this whole council thing,

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like, you know, months ago to say, hey, no take backsies.

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Oh, that would solve so many problems.

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So hopefully nobody does it.

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But I mean, we didn't say it.

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So I guess legally they're allowed to take see backsie.

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That is the law.

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So we come back to the council chamber and Lady Laryl Silverhand has just said,

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so who's in and who's out?

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I can't remember what she said exactly.

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So where do we stand?

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Yeah.

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So where are we at, my bitches?

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She's taking a very casual approach to this.

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She got real stressed and went and just took a few from the bar,

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is what she did.

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He looks around and was like, there's a fucking bar here.

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Oh, my God.

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We need to spend more time in council.

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I'd enjoy these more if I was drunk.

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Everybody has taken their seats and there's a calm hush over the chamber,

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except for you guys talking about the bar.

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And she looks around the room and she says,

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The Harpers, where do you stand?

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And Remilia Haven Tree, who you met in the very first council meeting,

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who told you about the Drakorn and where to find Makkoth stands up.

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And she says,

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The Harpers will pledge the mages and the scouts.

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And she sits back down.

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Lady Laryl Silverhand asks,

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The Order of the Gauntlet.

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Onnthar Froome stands up and he says,

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Aye, we pledge the pAlydins of the Order of the Gauntlet

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and healing clerics to support the fight against Tiamat's forces.

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He looks to you and gives a wink.

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I like blow him a kiss.

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That's nice.

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You shoot him a big thumbs up.

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Oh, I do love shooting people a big thumbs up.

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Flimps into it.

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The Emerald Enclave.

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Lady Silverhand says,

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And Delayne Winterhound stands up.

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The Emerald Enclave is in the fight

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and pledges the druids, treants, and lycanthropes.

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And he sits back down.

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I blow him a kiss.

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Haven't seen Delayne in a while.

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And he is looking fly.

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Is he looking fine?

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He always does.

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He looks a little cleaned up for this one.

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Less like he's been out in the forest for a thousand days.

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I don't know if that's what you were looking for.

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Maybe you were looking for the dirty...

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I'd like to be a little more rugged, but it's okay.

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That's fair.

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Lady Leryl says,

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For the Lord's Alliance, I will speak to Waterdeep.

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And we will pledge the resources of Waterdeep's army and conscript troops.

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Lord Dagult Neverember stands up and he says,

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Neverwinter is here to fight.

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And we will provide conscript troops and mercenaries from around the world.

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Ambassador Conrad Braunenville,

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the male dwarf from Mithril Hall, stands up and he says,

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Mithril Hall will pledge resources of dwarven fighters,

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dwarf-forged armaments, and siege weapons to aid in this battle.

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Marshal Alder Ravengaard from Baldur's Gate.

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stands up and he says,

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For the Lord's Alliance, we will pledge flaming-fist warriors

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and expert advisors to train your conscript troops.

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More like Baldur's Gate, am I right?

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Right?

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He looks and gives you a nod.

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King Melandrich stands up and says,

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The elven eldritch knights will join forces.

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Terran Thunderspell's hornblade of silvery moon stands up and he says,

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The army of silvery moon, the knights in silver,

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and the silvery moon conscripts will join the battle against the cult of the dragon.

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Sir Istvall is the last of the Lord's Alliance to stand up.

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And he looks around the room and looks to Anthar Frum and he says,

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We will pledge the might of Cormyr, including our purple dragon knights and war wizards.

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And he sits down and Anthar looks a bit

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surprised by the fact that Sir Istvall has pledged his resources.

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He's like, that's not what we talked about, bro.

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Also, was purple dragon knight a class option? Cause I'm interested.

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Yeah, it sounds super cool.

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We'll talk about it.

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Ryan Nightshade of the Zhentarim stands up.

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And she looks to your group and Lady Silverhand says,

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Where does the Zhentarim stand?

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Ryan Nightshade takes one last look at your group and says,

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We will pledge the assassins and the mercenaries that the Zhentarim has to offer.

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And she sits back down.

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And Lady Silverhand looks around the room and says,

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Well, that's everyone here, all following the actions that you have set forth.

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And she looks to your group.

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We know that we have the support of the metallic dragons.

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They will be at our side.

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The airships are readied and awaiting deployment.

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We shall leave for the Well of the Dragons in but two days.

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It is now up to everyone here to ready their troops.

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It will be a long journey,

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as the might of our force far exceeds the ability to transport them by air.

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You all are to make final arrangements because this battle

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is not a battle that everyone will come home from.

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Thank you for your support.

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We will do our best to stop the Cult of the Dragon as a combined force.

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And hopefully, a stronger force.

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There's a round of applause that begins to go through the chamber.

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The mood begins to lighten a little bit.

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There seems to be a little hope now that everybody knows that everyone else is in the fight for good.

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So go, ready your forces, spend time with those you care about.

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Sleep tonight and hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

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And everybody stands up and begins to leave the room.

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Ah, well, you guys want to go get drunk?

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I mean, yeah, yeah, probably.

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Yeah, probably.

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We should do it now because then we, like,

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cannot drink tomorrow.

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We'll be fresh and ready to go when it's time to leave.

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Yeah, that's a good call.

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You're such a planner.

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I love it.

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Gotta plan those hangovers.

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Uh, hey, Leo-san, what you up to?

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Um, well, there's lots of paperwork now that needs to be done.

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What are you up to?

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Uh, we were going to head to the local tavern

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and, you know, thought maybe you might want to come with.

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Yawning Portal, join us for a drink.

255
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,240
Eh?

256
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,600
And I'm elbowing him a little bit.

257
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,519
I know I've turned you down in the past, but I think-

258
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,960
Yeah, like every time.

259
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,639
I think today is probably a good day to join you.

260
00:13:44,639 --> 00:13:46,159
Fuck yeah, the world might be ending.

261
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,200
Let's go get a drink.

262
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,600
Fuck yeah.

263
00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:55,200
I clap him on the shoulder, lead him out of the room.

264
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,960
You guys head to the Yawning Portal.

265
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:05,679
As we're walking there, I kind of like sidle up to him and I'm like,

266
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,639
um, hey, have you ever seen one of these?

267
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,439
And I pull out the finger bone.

268
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,919
That's a human finger bone.

269
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,519
You guys keep weird things.

270
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:25,360
Yeah, um, it was actually secretly, sneakily given to us

271
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,800
by Tharchin Asseldra.

272
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,300
Yes.

273
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,600
You know, not that I don't trust that bitch.

274
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,680
Cause no, I don't.

275
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,279
I don't trust that bitch.

276
00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:39,039
So I just, you know, wanted a second opinion on it.

277
00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:45,840
Niall Mitch assures us that it is for protection from the undead armies

278
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:51,440
that the defected or the exile Red Wizards could conjure.

279
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:58,160
But I just, she made it seem like we should keep it secret and I don't like that.

280
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:03,040
Well, they've pledged their allegiance and their forces.

281
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:03,360
Yes.

282
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:10,640
So what good would it be to harm those they've pledged to assist?

283
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,360
Well, I don't know.

284
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,000
I just don't know why all the secrets.

285
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,640
So I just needed, I just didn't feel good about Ilios

286
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,160
and I just had to get it off my chest.

287
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,080
I mean, we could take it down to Arvid

288
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,960
and he could take a look at it.

289
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,440
Oh man, we should talk to Arvid before we leave.

290
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,360
But first a drink.

291
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,960
Okay. Cause we're walking by his office right here.

292
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,840
He could probably-

293
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,240
Guys, is it okay if we pop into Arvid's or?

294
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,840
Yeah, by all means.

295
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,920
You enter the armory and potions plus for the castle.

296
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,200
Very mercantile name.

297
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,520
Well, he's super creepy.

298
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,360
Everything seems like it would be like really stark and sterile.

299
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,680
You enter and he's writing on a ledger.

300
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:57,120
He looks up and he says, oh, hello.

301
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:09,600
Have you ever seen one of these and I show him my finger bone?

302
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,080
Yes. That is a human finger.

303
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:17,279
And what about the spell that accompanies it?

304
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,960
Well, you know, it's a spell.

305
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,519
You know, it's school.

306
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,279
Abjuration.

307
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,600
Well, it seems you don't need me.

308
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:29,200
Oh my God.

309
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:34,720
So you don't have any other information about this?

310
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,680
I jest.

311
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,399
Oh, it's-

312
00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:37,600
You jest what?

313
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,720
He's just goofing, guys.

314
00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:42,879
We should have guessed you're such a jokester.

315
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:47,279
Somebody finger bone us and we just need to make sure that it's legit.

316
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:51,519
Push past it.

317
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,879
Get it together, Arvis.

318
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,159
It's Arvid.

319
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:04,400
Wow. I don't know why that was my reaction.

320
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,400
Sorry. You're right. Names are important.

321
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,079
Yes, of course. Give me the finger.

322
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,599
Are you telling me you want me to finger you?

323
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,480
I'm sorry. I'm drinking vodka.

324
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,960
It's supposed to be rum. Sean says it has to be rum.

325
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,400
I didn't have rum.

326
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,880
Well, the vodka was already in the fridge and cold.

327
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,640
It's in the box. He's already packed it.

328
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,040
Oh, the box is open. I didn't seal that one up.

329
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,480
Okay. Well, this was cold. Anyway, I hand him the finger bone.

330
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:45,360
He looks it over, takes it behind- up a step behind a half wall.

331
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,080
I follow him.

332
00:17:46,639 --> 00:17:49,439
You can't. There's a counter.

333
00:17:50,159 --> 00:17:51,519
How does he get up there?

334
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:52,399
He's behind the counter.

335
00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:53,519
Well, he's behind the counter.

336
00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:55,679
Does the counter not lift up?

337
00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:56,879
Think a pharmacy.

338
00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:59,199
Yes. Does the counter not lift up?

339
00:17:59,199 --> 00:18:01,519
He sees you begin to lift it up. He says, please don't.

340
00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:04,480
Respect the counter.

341
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,240
Okay. But can you say this in sight?

342
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,519
I will respect your counter.

343
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,119
Can you not see me?

344
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:12,559
I don't know. Can I? You said he walked behind a half wall.

345
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,199
Yeah. He went up step like in a pharmacy.

346
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,559
Follow my narrative.

347
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,360
I know. Sorry. I just freaked out a little bit.

348
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,360
I'm like, oh my God, what if he's evil?

349
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:25,279
What if he takes my fucking finger bone and it was a protection spell?

350
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:30,319
And I gave it to him and he made it not workable.

351
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:31,840
I mean, I think since he works here,

352
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,080
you're probably over reading the situation.

353
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,920
Yeah. That's the vodka.

354
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,960
Okay. Sorry, Arvid. Go ahead.

355
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,600
He begins working with some beakers and vials.

356
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,280
Is there a Bunsen burner?

357
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,280
Well, there's a magical Bunsen burner. It's just a flame in the air.

358
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,440
Is there some titration that's happening?

359
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:57,120
Yeah. Oh yeah. There's definite titration liquids bubbling in the background.

360
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:04,080
And he dips the finger into some liquid and it turns a bright purple.

361
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,840
Is purple good? I like purple.

362
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:14,240
Well, if protection from the undead is what you are hoping for,

363
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,240
then yes, purple is very good.

364
00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:21,039
I really do like the color purple. Purple for protection. Thanks, Arvid.

365
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:26,559
He walks slowly back down the step and extends the finger towards you.

366
00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,480
It gives you the finger.

367
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,359
Make a dexterity check.

368
00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:35,679
I'm trying to make sure I don't touch him.

369
00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:44,720
That is six plus two, one.

370
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,639
Now, is this just to avoid touching him?

371
00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:47,679
Seven.

372
00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:49,679
Or to take the finger from him.

373
00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:54,559
He pulls the finger back and smiles a little bit.

374
00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:59,839
Oh, God. Is this a pretty woman moment where he's like snaps it on me and I go...

375
00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:04,079
Yep. That's exactly what happened.

376
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:04,720
It's off-lane.

377
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:08,160
If you could cue Roy Orbison's pretty woman right here.

378
00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:12,160
Are you charmed by him now? Do you like him now?

379
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,319
I hate it when people do stuff like this to me.

380
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,960
He hands it back to you and says, just joking.

381
00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:23,120
Oh, you're such a trickster and I take it from him.

382
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:27,120
And I turn around like my smile immediately and I turn around and I'm like, oh, my God.

383
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,160
Is my finger permanently purple or was it just the liquid that turned purple?

384
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,360
It was just the liquid that turned purple.

385
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,560
Okay, cool. I'm walking out.

386
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:41,520
I had done like that and turned around and I'm like, oh, my God, that guy.

387
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:49,120
He says, before you leave next, come back and see me.

388
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,080
I have something helpful.

389
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,720
Well, can we get it now?

390
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,200
We're here now. Can we have it now?

391
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,440
I'm working on it.

392
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,720
Okay. I mean, we're leaving really soon.

393
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,799
I will have it ready before you leave.

394
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,000
Okay.

395
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,440
Come see me.

396
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,120
All right.

397
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,600
Any any hint as to what it is?

398
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,440
Something good or is it?

399
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:15,759
Yes.

400
00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:17,039
Is it going to be something?

401
00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:18,400
Yes, it will be good.

402
00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:22,079
Okay, she'll believe it when she sees it.

403
00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:25,600
I've been brewing up some new potions.

404
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,319
It's not going to turn me yellow, is it?

405
00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:28,799
Okay.

406
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:30,480
Why would it turn you yellow?

407
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,360
I'm already on board.

408
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,560
You had me at not going to turn me yellow.

409
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,360
I am here.

410
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:43,200
I'm here to assist not to play mean pranks like some sort of five-year-old.

411
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,520
Ozark, am I right?

412
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,360
Ozark.

413
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,240
You know, from Ozark's Bizard.

414
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,840
You heard of him?

415
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:54,080
No.

416
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:55,840
All right.

417
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,160
Bye.

418
00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,280
Okay, bye.

419
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,320
Okay, bye.

420
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,759
I'm not about to explain Ozark and his Bizard to him.

421
00:22:04,399 --> 00:22:05,839
Oh, that's part of the guilt.

422
00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:07,519
You're not supposed to tell anybody about that.

423
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,480
It's like a whole other level, man.

424
00:22:12,639 --> 00:22:13,200
I didn't know.

425
00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:16,159
You know what?

426
00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:17,599
I sort of forgot he was like-

427
00:22:17,599 --> 00:22:19,279
Lab secrets all over the place or whatever.

428
00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:22,159
Part of secret organization ruling the multiverse.

429
00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:22,799
Yeah, it's fine.

430
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,679
Anyways, so you leave.

431
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,039
You head to the yawning portal.

432
00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:37,840
You open the door and it is bustling.

433
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:43,120
There is a mix of people who look very concerned

434
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,880
and people who look like they're celebrating.

435
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,160
Now Russ, would you say that every day it's bustling?

436
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:53,680
Add it.

437
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,039
Add it to Spotify.

438
00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:55,539
Yep.

439
00:22:56,019 --> 00:22:57,859
I would.

440
00:22:57,859 --> 00:22:58,339
Every day.

441
00:22:58,339 --> 00:22:58,819
Perfect.

442
00:22:58,819 --> 00:23:00,339
Every day it's bustling.

443
00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:02,099
That's doing the rest.

444
00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:05,059
No.

445
00:23:05,059 --> 00:23:05,859
I will not.

446
00:23:05,859 --> 00:23:09,139
I will not get sued by Party Rock.

447
00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:10,420
What are you doing?

448
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,980
Do we see anyone we know?

449
00:23:13,779 --> 00:23:15,700
I mean, you came in with Leosin.

450
00:23:17,139 --> 00:23:19,859
No, we're looking for someone with a table, Russ.

451
00:23:19,859 --> 00:23:21,700
Leosin doesn't have a table.

452
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,019
There are a couple tables.

453
00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:25,299
It's bustling, but it's not full.

454
00:23:25,859 --> 00:23:26,980
So there are a few tables.

455
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:31,539
You see Dernan, he's at the bar serving.

456
00:23:31,539 --> 00:23:35,220
He sees you walk in and he lifts a glass,

457
00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:38,659
giving you the signal that he'll be over with some drinks in a moment.

458
00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:43,859
Nobody of great note that you really recognize, no.

459
00:23:44,899 --> 00:23:45,220
Okay.

460
00:23:46,579 --> 00:23:52,259
Well, let's go sit at our table and like, you know, have a debrief.

461
00:23:53,619 --> 00:23:54,420
Totally.

462
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:55,380
Wait, we're getting naked?

463
00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:59,060
Please, as if you were briefs anyway.

464
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:01,860
Guilty as charged.

465
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:02,420
Yeah.

466
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,220
Um.

467
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:04,180
Tom, roll a d20.

468
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:05,220
Whoa.

469
00:24:08,019 --> 00:24:08,820
Speaking of.

470
00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:09,860
Say 14.

471
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:10,500
You're flipped.

472
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,460
You're good.

473
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:11,779
Okay.

474
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,660
Is there any music playing or anything?

475
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,740
Yeah, there's a bard playing in the corner.

476
00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:18,259
Nice.

477
00:24:18,259 --> 00:24:20,180
Thea gets up and starts to dance.

478
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,980
Like a Nulara's like, you want a debrief?

479
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:25,059
And Thea just starts dancing.

480
00:24:25,059 --> 00:24:26,180
And Thea says, yeah.

481
00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:29,779
Yeah, but first this is my song.

482
00:24:30,579 --> 00:24:30,900
All right.

483
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:33,380
Like I'm just feeling the music at the moment.

484
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,579
Describe to me how Thea.

485
00:24:36,579 --> 00:24:41,460
It is very much for all the friends fans in the crowd.

486
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:46,180
It is very much a Phoebe Buffet style of dancing.

487
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:49,140
Like a lot of like swishy arm movements,

488
00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:51,299
like when she's trying to seduce Chandler.

489
00:24:51,379 --> 00:24:55,779
And like, like weird, like claw hand movements and stuff like that.

490
00:24:55,779 --> 00:24:57,539
It's not very elegant.

491
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,539
Thea didn't get to go to any sort of like,

492
00:25:00,819 --> 00:25:04,019
like, you know, dances and stuff like that when she was younger.

493
00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:04,419
So.

494
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,019
No Julliard equivalent.

495
00:25:06,019 --> 00:25:07,779
You were taking scribe lessons.

496
00:25:07,779 --> 00:25:09,379
You weren't taking dance lessons.

497
00:25:09,379 --> 00:25:11,220
There were no sock hops for Thea.

498
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:11,460
So.

499
00:25:12,259 --> 00:25:15,779
So, so while this amazing dancing is happening,

500
00:25:15,779 --> 00:25:19,299
what like I'm picturing the music to be like,

501
00:25:19,299 --> 00:25:22,500
you know, barred kind of music.

502
00:25:23,139 --> 00:25:24,980
Like it doesn't fit the dance at all.

503
00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:26,659
Yeah, it's like minstrel type music.

504
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,139
Yeah.

505
00:25:27,139 --> 00:25:28,339
Yeah, yeah.

506
00:25:28,339 --> 00:25:29,460
Yeah, exactly.

507
00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:33,460
It doesn't really maybe go exactly with the dancing

508
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:36,980
in addition to the dancing being very nice.

509
00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:38,740
It's more of like a stress reliever.

510
00:25:39,299 --> 00:25:39,859
Yeah, that's fair.

511
00:25:39,859 --> 00:25:42,419
Yeah, just while we're waiting for our drink.

512
00:25:42,419 --> 00:25:42,899
I like it.

513
00:25:42,899 --> 00:25:44,740
I know you haven't even had a single drink yet

514
00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:45,700
and you're already dancing.

515
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,579
Well, that's what you think.

516
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,819
I'm pretty sure Thea has a flask on her somewhere.

517
00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:51,619
So as I see the scene playing out,

518
00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:53,859
Flint, Thea, Nularaaa, and Leosin and Donnie

519
00:25:53,859 --> 00:25:56,819
were heading over to a table to go debrief.

520
00:25:56,819 --> 00:26:00,899
How do they respond to Thea's impromptu claws?

521
00:26:01,859 --> 00:26:04,819
Flint is sitting there and he kind of nudges Nularaaa.

522
00:26:04,819 --> 00:26:07,139
He says, oh, she going to do the tiger claw

523
00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:09,539
right if she does the tiger claw?

524
00:26:09,939 --> 00:26:10,500
Of course.

525
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:14,259
Yeah, I think like, I mean, this is we've been together

526
00:26:14,259 --> 00:26:14,819
a long time.

527
00:26:14,819 --> 00:26:18,179
This is not the first time we are seeing these moves.

528
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:21,779
So I think we just are like, or I shouldn't say we.

529
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:26,500
Nularaaa is just like indulgently smiling.

530
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,100
Like, oh, yes.

531
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,180
You guys have had sleepovers, I get it.

532
00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:31,060
You have fun.

533
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:34,420
You're having a good time up there and I'm glad you're glad.

534
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:37,220
Oh, and I do the thing where I try to get you to come dance with me

535
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,380
and you're like, no, actually, no, Thea, no.

536
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,740
No, definitely no.

537
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:42,900
Maybe Donnie dances with you.

538
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:45,220
I motion for Donnie to come dance.

539
00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:48,100
Oh, Donnie, Donnie comes and dances.

540
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,340
As I think we mentioned last episode,

541
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:54,020
he is still like pretty new in his in his larger body.

542
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,860
So, you know, when he's fighting and stuff,

543
00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:58,980
he is like, you know, kind of hyper aware and good.

544
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,940
Give me a dexterity saving throw for Donnie.

545
00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:02,500
Oh, gosh.

546
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,460
Okay. Oh, gosh.

547
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:08,660
I already, I mean, it's not great already.

548
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,100
I can't remember what it is.

549
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:10,820
Donnie Rowland.

550
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:12,660
Yeah, no, it's a six.

551
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,100
It's a six he got.

552
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,340
So Donnie bumps into a lot of people.

553
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:21,220
Um, and a couple of them get quite upset at this.

554
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:25,220
And they stand up and then they look at a dragon dancing

555
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:26,340
and then they get quite scared.

556
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:31,940
Yeah, I noticed this interaction and dancing like beside

557
00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:33,380
and every time he bumps into someone,

558
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,420
I'm always kind of like right.

559
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,260
And I'm like, oh, it's okay, buddy.

560
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:39,060
Um, and I'm trying to smooth things over with people

561
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:41,700
be like, listen, could be, could be our last night to dance.

562
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:46,020
Just they nod and sit back down and keep an eye on you.

563
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,540
So Donnie, why don't we, why don't we go sit down?

564
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:51,700
Cause he's actually starting to injure people now

565
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:56,260
and cause, um, like destruction of property

566
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,460
and things like that.

567
00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:58,500
And we love Dernan.

568
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,620
Yeah, we like Dernan.

569
00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,220
So we don't want to wreck this place.

570
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,140
No, we're putting the trash as far.

571
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:08,180
I mean, Dernan's no beefy stew, but he's pretty cool.

572
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:09,700
Exactly. He's pretty cool.

573
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:13,860
Dernan, in fact, brings, uh, uh, some, some

574
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:17,140
Stein's over and lays, puts them down on the table.

575
00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:21,300
Um, this is, uh, so, uh, been, been up to anything,

576
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:21,860
anything fun?

577
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,580
We own Zalvo's tower now.

578
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,540
Congratulations.

579
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,140
Yeah, I guess so. I don't know.

580
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,260
Yeah, it's all new to us.

581
00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:31,860
We don't really know how to feel about it yet.

582
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:34,580
Ever, ever owned a piece of real estate before?

583
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:38,020
No, kind of been more wanderers.

584
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,700
Travelers, adventurers, you know.

585
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,300
Well, you know, buy low, sell high.

586
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,700
That's what my, uh, my grandpappy used to tell me.

587
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,300
We didn't have to buy at all.

588
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,420
Hey, you bought as low as you can.

589
00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,620
As low as possible.

590
00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,140
Get the highest price you can.

591
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,740
Nothing but up from here.

592
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:53,540
I guess so.

593
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,380
Good advice. Good advice. Thanks, Dernan.

594
00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:58,980
Yeah. Yeah, no problem. Anytime.

595
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,380
How about you? You been up to anything?

596
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:03,780
Uh, just, you know, tendon, tendon, tendon bar.

597
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:05,780
Seeing, uh, there's lots of, lots of people,

598
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:06,900
lots of people through here.

599
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:07,940
Have you seen Grog recently?

600
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:08,660
Our?

601
00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:09,540
Uh, who's Grog?

602
00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:11,460
Grog. Sorry, Grog.

603
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,060
Uh, oh, Grog. Yeah, yeah.

604
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:15,539
You know, like, alcohol, damn it.

605
00:29:15,539 --> 00:29:17,940
You know, higher wine.

606
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,259
I mean, I just thought maybe you knew something.

607
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,139
I didn't. Yeah.

608
00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:23,220
Uh, yeah, Grog hasn't been through, uh,

609
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,500
in the last, uh, couple days.

610
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,059
He was here through, uh, for the festival there

611
00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:29,539
and then, uh, he's kind of just gone his own way.

612
00:29:29,539 --> 00:29:32,579
You know him, he kind of comes and goes as he pleases.

613
00:29:32,579 --> 00:29:33,379
He sure does.

614
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,059
How are, how are people doing?

615
00:29:37,059 --> 00:29:39,059
I know it's real crowded here and everyone's,

616
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:42,179
you know, things aren't great right now,

617
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,620
but we're gonna make things are coming.

618
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:52,500
Everybody's, uh, rightfully concerned.

619
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,660
Everybody's displaced from, from wherever they came from.

620
00:29:58,580 --> 00:29:59,620
They want to get back,

621
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:02,100
but they don't know if they can go back.

622
00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:03,299
Well, you know what?

623
00:30:03,299 --> 00:30:05,299
What you're doing here is super important.

624
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:08,900
Just a safe place to go with community,

625
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,700
friends, laughter, and drinks,

626
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:15,220
and just pretend like everything's okay for a few hours.

627
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:17,380
Good on you, Dernan.

628
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,140
Thank you. Thank you.

629
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,380
What you, what you guys are doing,

630
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:26,340
uh, really is, uh, is bringing up the spirits of everybody

631
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:31,860
and he points to a banner that's hanging over the,

632
00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:35,940
uh, over the pit in the middle of the yawning portal

633
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:40,340
and it is the symbol of the decimator of dragons,

634
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:41,620
decimators of dragons.

635
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:48,660
He says, what you, what you four are doing is, uh, is noble.

636
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:53,460
Not a lot of people or adventurers or anybody,

637
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,940
for that matter, might do what you guys have done.

638
00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:58,580
Well, thank you.

639
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:03,940
He nods and, uh, he gets called over from across the bar.

640
00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:05,779
He says, I'll be around.

641
00:31:05,779 --> 00:31:07,059
If you need anything, just let me know.

642
00:31:07,779 --> 00:31:08,580
And he walks off.

643
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,460
I drink my drink.

644
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:17,220
So guys, how do we, how do we feel?

645
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,180
Nobody backed out.

646
00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:22,259
I am really surprised, especially Ryan.

647
00:31:22,259 --> 00:31:23,220
I was pretty impressed.

648
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:24,660
Man, I thought Ryan for sure.

649
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,299
Ryan seemed shady.

650
00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:30,900
So I'm extra glad that we made our stance about the tower known

651
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:35,140
because, you know, could have got tricked into something there.

652
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:39,540
Yeah, and could have, could have had a lot of guilt attached to

653
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:43,300
if she had pulled out and not offered support.

654
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:44,660
But you know what?

655
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:45,540
That's all in the past.

656
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:48,660
Let's celebrate this, this really big win.

657
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,820
We have a great team.

658
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:57,700
There ever was one to defeat the rise of a horrible dragon goddess.

659
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:58,340
Cheers.

660
00:31:58,340 --> 00:31:59,940
Yeah, I mean, cheers to that.

661
00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:04,820
Leosin, who was a small man, tries to lift the stein of a beer.

662
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:09,140
And he lifts it with two hands and he goes to cheers you as well.

663
00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:13,700
He says, you, you guys have no idea how close it was at some points

664
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:18,340
to many, many, many factions running, running for the hills.

665
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:19,380
Oh man.

666
00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:21,220
He's going to drink and get loose-lipped.

667
00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:21,779
I know.

668
00:32:21,779 --> 00:32:24,340
Tell us more, tell us more.

669
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:25,140
He sips.

670
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,380
It must have been very stressful for you.

671
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:29,620
I have filled out so much paperwork.

672
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,779
You have no idea.

673
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:36,259
You were the only place that you're the only reason that place is running.

674
00:32:36,259 --> 00:32:39,059
You're telling me you're telling me and he takes a big swig.

675
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,539
You get good compensation.

676
00:32:42,740 --> 00:32:44,740
I mean, as good as can be expected.

677
00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:46,259
I mean, they treating you well.

678
00:32:46,259 --> 00:32:47,299
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

679
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,980
Just making sure you're a real awesome guy.

680
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:52,180
Management has changed a few times since I've been,

681
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:57,059
since I've been here, but yeah, Lady, Lady Silverhand, she's, she's good.

682
00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:57,779
She's good to me.

683
00:32:58,579 --> 00:33:04,259
So Leosin, who, who seem like they might not be on board?

684
00:33:04,259 --> 00:33:06,819
Cause it's, I mean, what we're doing is it's so obvious that

685
00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:09,059
it's the right thing to stop the rise of Tiamat.

686
00:33:09,859 --> 00:33:16,339
Um, yeah, um, well, the Zhentarim, it's always a question whether,

687
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:19,299
I mean, even now that they've said their support,

688
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:20,740
whether they actually show up.

689
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:22,500
That's always a big question.

690
00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:24,019
Um.

691
00:33:24,019 --> 00:33:24,899
Shady people.

692
00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:31,380
Sir Istval, he's seen a lot of battle and his stance has been that

693
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:34,660
he wouldn't put him in his forces behind something he didn't believe in.

694
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:40,740
And he wasn't sure about, as he put it, you three yahoos.

695
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,380
I mean, it's pretty fair.

696
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:44,740
That's fair.

697
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,180
We've been called worse.

698
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,300
Oh, much worse.

699
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:50,820
He was a, he was a big question.

700
00:33:50,819 --> 00:33:55,379
King Melandritch, uh, he's, he's a bit of a hothead

701
00:33:56,019 --> 00:33:59,939
and, uh, disappeared a little bit after he found out about Nerenvain.

702
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,819
Yeah. I mean, that, that couldn't have been easy for him to hear.

703
00:34:03,379 --> 00:34:07,700
No, we weren't sure about him and the Elven, Elvendritch knights.

704
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:12,179
So, um, there were a couple others, but, uh, they have all come around

705
00:34:13,299 --> 00:34:17,779
and it appears that we have full forces going into what, what is to come.

706
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:22,260
How are you three feeling about what is to come?

707
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:32,420
Is there anything that we can do for you in order to help you prepare?

708
00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:37,300
Is there anyone who can enhance my abilities a little bit?

709
00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:40,580
Uh, how, how do you mean?

710
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:42,660
My spell casting abilities.

711
00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:46,580
Um, you want like a magic tutor?

712
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:51,460
Yeah, well, you know, maybe someone to teach me a few new tricks, you know, like.

713
00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:58,819
Um, well, I mean, you three are some of the most powerful adventurers.

714
00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:00,900
Are you trying to scare us?

715
00:35:03,299 --> 00:35:04,739
Are you trying to terrify us?

716
00:35:04,739 --> 00:35:09,860
But if you look, if you look what you can do and what you have done.

717
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,619
This is pretty awesome.

718
00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:15,539
Your powers and abilities are, are.

719
00:35:16,259 --> 00:35:16,739
Okay, fine.

720
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,420
How about some healing potions?

721
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:20,500
I dare say it godlike.

722
00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:23,940
Well, that's going to go to Thea's head.

723
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:30,980
We like to stay humble, so.

724
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:31,619
I know.

725
00:35:31,619 --> 00:35:36,980
I just, I don't want you to underestimate the powers that you have going into this

726
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:38,340
battle that you have.

727
00:35:39,699 --> 00:35:43,699
You have them, just make sure you use them.

728
00:35:44,259 --> 00:35:46,019
I.e. don't forget shit.

729
00:35:46,659 --> 00:35:47,859
Always get advice.

730
00:35:48,659 --> 00:35:53,379
More what I was talking about is final, final arrangements.

731
00:35:53,379 --> 00:35:55,779
Where, where do you come from?

732
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:56,819
Where is your families?

733
00:35:56,819 --> 00:36:07,059
Where do you wish to have your worldly possessions sent back to if the worst happens?

734
00:36:07,059 --> 00:36:12,259
The worst happens, you can send my knapsack back to my parents in silvery moon.

735
00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:19,940
Oh, Leo-san, it's so like you to be talking to us about like legal paperwork here at

736
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:21,620
the bar as we're chatting.

737
00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:22,580
And I, you know what?

738
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:25,300
We appreciate you for being you.

739
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:27,620
I'm just trying to look out for you.

740
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:35,620
What I'm saying is, is if there is somewhere you wish to go, we can make that happen.

741
00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:38,020
I should go see my folks.

742
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,820
Well, it's been a while since you've been back there.

743
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:44,260
Yeah, but I guess if not now, when?

744
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:47,460
I mean, how could they be disappointed in me now?

745
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,300
I'm about to help save the world.

746
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:50,900
You're a decimator of dragons.

747
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:51,220
Right.

748
00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:53,059
And you're pretty much godlike.

749
00:36:53,059 --> 00:36:53,620
Exactly.

750
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,980
They're going to be happy to see you.

751
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:58,980
What do you think, Leo-san?

752
00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:01,460
Get me a ship up there tomorrow?

753
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,900
I will do one better than a ship.

754
00:37:05,539 --> 00:37:06,100
Don't worry.

755
00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:07,700
A super ship.

756
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:10,340
A mega ship.

757
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:12,740
We have two days.

758
00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:14,980
Half ship, half dinosaur.

759
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,300
Wow.

760
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,460
Well, shouldn't, shouldn't Nularaaaa ride that then?

761
00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:21,140
Yes, yeah.

762
00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:25,140
Nularaaaa, take me up the silvery moon on your half ship, half dinosaur.

763
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:31,860
Leo-san, I would love to go see my family too.

764
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:37,140
I haven't been, been home to High Forest in years and I'd love to see my brothers.

765
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:39,700
And they probably, gosh, you know,

766
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:42,580
I bet I have like a million nieces and nephews now.

767
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:45,140
That can be arranged, absolutely.

768
00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:48,900
And you, Flint?

769
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:53,700
Yeah, it's been a long time since I've been back to Mithril Hall, so

770
00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:58,500
I guess, in Thea's words, if not now, then when?

771
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,180
In the morning it shall be done.

772
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:04,580
I will send you to Mithril Hall, High Forest, and Silvery Moon

773
00:38:04,579 --> 00:38:15,139
and arrange, as I have done for everybody, final papers as to direct your possessions,

774
00:38:15,139 --> 00:38:19,860
your earnings, your whatever you have left for you.

775
00:38:20,819 --> 00:38:24,420
Well, how are you going to get a tower delivered there?

776
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:29,299
Yes, the question of Xanthal's Tower.

777
00:38:30,179 --> 00:38:31,940
Where do you guys stand on Xanthal's Tower?

778
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:34,420
Like, what do you want to do with that?

779
00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:37,460
Oh my gosh, you know what, if we die, we should leave it to Greg.

780
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:39,299
Or, uh, or, uh, Flamikins.

781
00:38:40,259 --> 00:38:46,179
I mean, you guys, I don't necessarily think she's the most responsible person to have the tower,

782
00:38:46,179 --> 00:38:50,659
but she is kind of technically the one that kind of got us into the tower, sort of.

783
00:38:50,659 --> 00:38:54,500
Okay, what about her and Thaddeus?

784
00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:56,739
Yes.

785
00:38:56,739 --> 00:38:58,819
Okay, the yin to the yang.

786
00:38:58,819 --> 00:38:59,460
The joint custody.

787
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:04,500
If it is, if it passes, you know, by those who have entered it.

788
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:07,059
I mean, they're partial owners.

789
00:39:07,059 --> 00:39:07,699
That's true.

790
00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:10,500
So that seems right to me.

791
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,900
Okay, can you make that happen?

792
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,300
I will absolutely make that happen.

793
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:15,800
Awesome.

794
00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:18,579
I drink more.

795
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:20,820
He too drinks more.

796
00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:21,940
Oh yeah, since I'm drinking this whole time.

797
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:23,539
We've been drinking the whole time.

798
00:39:23,539 --> 00:39:25,380
Everybody make a constitution saving throw.

799
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:25,880
Uh oh.

800
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:32,360
Thea got a four plus.

801
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,480
Yeah, you can't be poisoned.

802
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:33,960
You're fine.

803
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,160
Alcohol is a poison.

804
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,760
We were like, oh, yeah.

805
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,360
Dernan.

806
00:39:44,119 --> 00:39:46,200
Dernan's been a sleeper agent this whole time.

807
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,240
This whole time.

808
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,119
What a surprise.

809
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:50,119
Uh, Flint, you make it with resistance.

810
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,039
I only rolled a seven, so I'm one drunk as fuck.

811
00:39:54,279 --> 00:39:55,480
You're drunk as fuck.

812
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:55,800
I'm drunk as fuck.

813
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,840
It was some strong stuff.

814
00:39:58,519 --> 00:40:01,800
Nularaaaia, you and Leosin are drunk as all get out.

815
00:40:02,599 --> 00:40:03,320
What did Flint roll?

816
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,880
I have resistant to poison.

817
00:40:06,679 --> 00:40:09,079
I think my 11 is probably good enough.

818
00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:09,719
Yeah, you're fine.

819
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,480
So Leosin's like, you know what, you guys, since I met you

820
00:40:17,639 --> 00:40:22,360
at that cave with the people who made me work so hard,

821
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,360
they were not good owners, bosses.

822
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,240
The cult of the dragon.

823
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,039
They were bad.

824
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:29,000
They're bad people.

825
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,360
I'm glad we're stopping them.

826
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:31,880
Yeah.

827
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,519
Oh, I hate the cult of the dragon, you guys.

828
00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:35,559
They're the worst.

829
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,000
So bad.

830
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,039
We're totally gonna, we're gonna stop them, right?

831
00:40:40,039 --> 00:40:43,960
If Tiamat was here right now, tell me, what would you do?

832
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,960
I would punch her in the, what do dragons have?

833
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,160
Well, she's got a lot of different heads.

834
00:40:51,399 --> 00:40:52,920
Like so many heads.

835
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,519
Punch her in the head, the least bitey head.

836
00:40:57,559 --> 00:40:59,319
I'd punch her in the most bitey head.

837
00:40:59,319 --> 00:41:01,000
Don't let that go right after that.

838
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,399
There's white, there's black, there's blue, there's green.

839
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,679
What color says punch me?

840
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:06,920
When you're done with her, they're all gonna be black and blue.

841
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,879
Black and blue.

842
00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:15,799
I'd punch her in all her faces.

843
00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:19,000
I'm very fast.

844
00:41:19,639 --> 00:41:20,199
Are you?

845
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,800
He punches and he's very fast.

846
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,640
Well, he's a monk.

847
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,520
I steady all the glasses on the table.

848
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:28,680
Wow.

849
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,720
Okay, okay.

850
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,760
If you could bone anyone in this, in this tavern.

851
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,080
What about her?

852
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,640
I point over, I point over to a...

853
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,120
I know the man of the faith.

854
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,240
I can't do that.

855
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,120
Not at all?

856
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:44,620
No.

857
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,600
What about kissing?

858
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:47,660
No.

859
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,000
Some smooching?

860
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,480
Some hugging?

861
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,119
Smoochies?

862
00:41:50,119 --> 00:41:50,519
No.

863
00:41:50,519 --> 00:41:51,480
Can you hold hands?

864
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:51,980
No.

865
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:54,280
Could you rub up against each other?

866
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:55,340
Close on.

867
00:41:56,039 --> 00:41:56,539
No.

868
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:57,900
Yeah.

869
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
I don't like where this conversation is going.

870
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:07,159
This base system, the system of bases in Silvery Moon is fascinating.

871
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:07,960
There are many bases.

872
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,760
First base, rubbing up against each other.

873
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,039
Baseball's a very long sport.

874
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,159
Second base, holding hands.

875
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:20,679
Who says in Silvery Moon, you run to first base first?

876
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:22,920
You're right.

877
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,279
You know our baseball system.

878
00:42:25,799 --> 00:42:28,839
Amy creates whole new baseball system.

879
00:42:29,639 --> 00:42:31,079
Elves are freaky, y'all.

880
00:42:31,079 --> 00:42:34,039
This is how it's played in Silvery Moon.

881
00:42:34,039 --> 00:42:35,079
Tom Rollers, E20.

882
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,559
It's a nine.

883
00:42:40,359 --> 00:42:41,079
You're bored.

884
00:42:42,279 --> 00:42:44,199
I'm not wearing any underwear.

885
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,040
He knows what's up.

886
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,240
You've played baseball in Silvery Moon.

887
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,400
Why do you always tell us about your underwear, Flint?

888
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,120
So weird.

889
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,840
She wants me to rub up against people and he doesn't wear any underwear.

890
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,600
I didn't say you had to rub up against people.

891
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:58,680
I was just wondering.

892
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,760
I am not of the faith of any faith.

893
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,280
I barely have faith in myself.

894
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,280
You know what?

895
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,800
Let me tell you a secret.

896
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,720
I've never rubbed up against anybody.

897
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,480
All right, Theo.

898
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,520
I'll turn it back on you.

899
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,080
If there was someone in this bar to rub up against, who would it be?

900
00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:17,880
Oh, Theo gets really quiet.

901
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,039
I'll go get the next round.

902
00:43:22,039 --> 00:43:23,239
And she gets up and she walks up.

903
00:43:30,119 --> 00:43:31,799
Theo does not answer that question.

904
00:43:33,159 --> 00:43:34,679
She's an H Corps virgin.

905
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:36,039
Flint, you're very quiet.

906
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,400
What do you think about the end of the world?

907
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,079
Well, I think we're kind of fucked either way.

908
00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,639
So let's dive in head first.

909
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:44,679
What's the end of the world?

910
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:46,440
And he knows it and he feels fine.

911
00:43:47,319 --> 00:43:48,119
Spotify.

912
00:43:48,119 --> 00:43:50,920
That's a Great Big C reference that Carla's not going to get.

913
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,799
No, that's R.A.M.

914
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah.

915
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,440
Great Big C was a cover.

916
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,159
It was a cover.

917
00:43:56,199 --> 00:43:57,719
There was a better version.

918
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:58,599
Whoa.

919
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,480
Sacrilege, R.A.M.

920
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,279
They're both very similar.

921
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:09,000
That's true.

922
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,639
That's true.

923
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,840
You're very open right now.

924
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,119
I mean, this drink, it makes you feel bad.

925
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,759
I come back with more drinks.

926
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:21,880
Oh, good.

927
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:22,840
More bad feelings.

928
00:44:24,279 --> 00:44:26,039
Are the drinks making you feel bad?

929
00:44:26,039 --> 00:44:27,319
No, it's the end of the world.

930
00:44:28,519 --> 00:44:30,039
No, it might be it's not.

931
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,199
Come on, we're going to work so hard.

932
00:44:32,199 --> 00:44:34,360
We're going to punch the dragon in the face so many times.

933
00:44:35,319 --> 00:44:36,920
We're going to totally stop her.

934
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,639
Don't worry about it.

935
00:44:37,639 --> 00:44:40,519
I've filled out all the paperwork for both the end of the world

936
00:44:40,519 --> 00:44:42,039
and not the end of the world.

937
00:44:42,039 --> 00:44:45,000
And there's more paperwork for the end of the world,

938
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,159
which means it's probably what's going to happen

939
00:44:47,159 --> 00:44:49,000
because there's more work that went into that.

940
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,360
So what you're saying is, you're done your job.

941
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,800
You already did both directions.

942
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,039
Hey, that sounds like we should drink to that.

943
00:44:58,039 --> 00:44:59,320
So you're off now.

944
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,039
Here, here.

945
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,960
And he drinks heavily and he passes out.

946
00:45:07,159 --> 00:45:09,480
So it wasn't a gentle pass out.

947
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,920
I took him in a little bit.

948
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,440
Poor guy.

949
00:45:13,639 --> 00:45:16,039
You carry on partying throughout the night,

950
00:45:16,039 --> 00:45:18,519
carrying Leosan around with you wherever you go.

951
00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:22,920
We're so excited that he came out with us.

952
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,280
We don't want to let it go.

953
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,360
Because we don't want to just leave him somewhere to wake up.

954
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:26,840
Yeah, I know.

955
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,039
That would be very unsettling.

956
00:45:28,039 --> 00:45:28,360
Oh, yeah.

957
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,320
We bar hopped.

958
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,280
We went to three other different taverns

959
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,519
and we just left you at the yawning portal.

960
00:45:40,199 --> 00:45:41,240
Well, hello there.

961
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,920
I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

962
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Thanks for joining us for episode 67 of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

963
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,840
Where do we stand?

964
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,519
I think we're standing in a pretty good place

965
00:45:50,519 --> 00:45:51,800
as far as the adventures go.

966
00:45:52,519 --> 00:45:55,320
And in real life, it's nearly the end of the year.

967
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,840
It's gone by super fast.

968
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,360
Super fast.

969
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,159
Can't believe it.

970
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,280
The next couple of weeks, we will be releasing

971
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,119
a couple different and fun episodes

972
00:46:04,119 --> 00:46:06,119
to carry us through the holiday season.

973
00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:07,719
But just because they're different

974
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:10,120
doesn't mean I haven't woven them into the story.

975
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,440
I mean, everything is connected now, right?

976
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,200
We hope you enjoy them.

977
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,000
Being the holiday season, we are celebrating

978
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,440
by hanging out with our patrons

979
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,640
during our monthly Goog Hang.

980
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:20,920
And this month we've moved it

981
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,960
because our normal time would have been on Christmas Day.

982
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,480
And I mean, we love everybody all that much,

983
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,080
but they don't want to hang.

984
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,840
You don't want to hang out with us on Christmas Day.

985
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,840
You got family and friends to do that with.

986
00:46:33,559 --> 00:46:37,559
So this month, we're doing a morning Goog Hang

987
00:46:37,559 --> 00:46:39,480
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988
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,840
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00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,280
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991
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00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,559
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993
00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:49,079
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994
00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:50,920
We'll talk about the episodes coming up,

995
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,760
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996
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,200
and what we are all looking forward to in 2019.

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00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,240
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1018
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,559
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1019
00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:43,159
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1020
00:47:43,159 --> 00:47:44,920
This whole episode is filled with it.

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1024
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1025
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:56,280
The next episode will be out Wednesday, December 26th.

1026
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,679
Let's see how the night ended for our adventurers

1027
00:47:58,679 --> 00:48:00,039
and who still has their pants on.

1028
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:02,119
Spoiler alert, probably not Flint.

1029
00:48:02,759 --> 00:48:04,119
Have a very Merry Christmas

1030
00:48:04,119 --> 00:48:05,320
if that's what you celebrate.

1031
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,559
A wonderful winter solstice if it's not

1032
00:48:08,279 --> 00:48:10,119
and we'll talk very soon.

1033
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,320
Where does everybody wake up in the morning?

1034
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,480
I wake up in my bed.

1035
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,239
I don't know.

1036
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:22,599
It doesn't get drunk drunk.

1037
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,599
I mean, I was real drunk.

1038
00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:27,800
So like probably on the floor beside my bed.

1039
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,400
Probably the parking lot of a Denny's

1040
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,440
without your clothes on.

1041
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,400
That kind of drunk, is that what you were?

1042
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,800
I mean, you just said we carried Leosin around.

1043
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,880
So I can't imagine now you guys left me

1044
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,360
outside of Denny's, I hope.

1045
00:48:41,079 --> 00:48:43,240
We're like, we got to make sure he gets home okay.

1046
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,039
You're on your own.

1047
00:48:45,079 --> 00:48:46,599
You survive in the wilderness.

1048
00:48:46,599 --> 00:48:47,480
He's soft.

1049
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,960
You're the godlike adventurer, he says.

1050
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,119
He's been pushing papers for a very long time.

1051
00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:54,280
He may be able to punch fast, but he's not conscious.

1052
00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:58,760
Okay, you guys wake up.

1053
00:49:00,039 --> 00:49:01,880
And Flint, roll a d20.

1054
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,480
It's a 17.

1055
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,519
Okay, you're back to Flint.

1056
00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:08,360
When you wake up.

1057
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:16,280
And you all head to Leosin's office and he looks pretty hard off.

1058
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:22,920
But he says, okay, so we're gonna go to the teleportation chamber.

1059
00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:27,320
And I'm gonna send you guys to the places we talked about.

1060
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,120
Silvery Moon, and he points to Flint.

1061
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,519
High Forest, he points to Thea.

1062
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,320
And Mithril Hall, and he points to Nularaaa.

1063
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:38,360
Right?

1064
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,800
Can we all just move to the points that he was pointing at?

1065
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,680
Just to help him out.

1066
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:45,960
Got it.

1067
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,600
Good.

1068
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,760
Okay, let's go.

1069
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,400
You doing okay?

1070
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,200
Yeah, I'm good.

1071
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:52,920
Don't worry about it.

1072
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:53,320
Don't worry.

1073
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,160
I don't run the teleportation part of it.

1074
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:55,800
You go to Vom?

1075
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,160
Later.

1076
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:03,240
If you're gonna spew, spew into this, I'll put it onto the tel-

1077
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:07,480
And then it'll vanish it somewhere and somebody's gonna have a real bad day.

1078
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:13,320
Imagine some poor, like, I don't know, some halflings walking through the forest

1079
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:17,560
and out of nowhere just get hit by a stream of vomit.

1080
00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:22,280
Don't do that to someone, Leosin, that'd be just terrible.

1081
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,600
All right, whoever's going, and then you get to the teleportation chamber

1082
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:31,640
and there are a couple wizards standing, waiting.

1083
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,320
And he says, all right, who's going first?

1084
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:36,680
I will.

1085
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:43,080
You step into the teleportation chamber, into the ruins,

1086
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:47,720
and the wizards begin reading their incantations.

1087
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:52,200
And the ruins begin to glow, and the haze begins to fill your vision,

1088
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,440
and your friends disappear from sight.

1089
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:54,940
I wave.

1090
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,640
And your vision begins to come back to you.

1091
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,000
Where are you?

1092
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:13,240
I am at the, at the, like, outskirts, the entrance, I guess, of Silvery Moon.

1093
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,560
Two guards are standing at the gate to Silvery Moon.

1094
00:51:20,519 --> 00:51:25,799
The doors are barred, and they see you

1095
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,679
apparate in front of them, see the ruins,

1096
00:51:30,679 --> 00:51:35,320
and they look like they're on guard when you become visible.

1097
00:51:36,599 --> 00:51:41,159
But once the haze clears, they see you, and they lower their weapons, and they say,

1098
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:47,799
Ms. Amastasia, it's been a long, long time since you've been back.

1099
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,599
Quick, yes, come in.

1100
00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:56,519
And they open the gates for you, and you head into Silvery Moon.

1101
00:51:57,159 --> 00:51:58,519
I give them the curt nod.

1102
00:52:01,879 --> 00:52:03,239
Back in Waterdeep.

1103
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:04,759
All right, who's next?

1104
00:52:05,799 --> 00:52:06,519
Okay, I'll go.

1105
00:52:06,519 --> 00:52:16,920
You step into the circle, and the runes begin to glow and move around you, swirling.

1106
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,639
Your vision of the room disappears.

1107
00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:21,239
The haze begins to clear.

1108
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,880
Where are you, and what do you see?

1109
00:52:26,119 --> 00:52:29,079
So I am in High Forest, which is where I grew up.

1110
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,480
So I am literally in the forest right now.

1111
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:36,199
And I think since it was, you know, fairly recently harvest time, it is autumn.

1112
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:42,040
So it's like really beautiful and colorful sort of deciduous trees everywhere as they're

1113
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,920
about to shed their fall leaves.

1114
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:51,960
And I'm going to head to, like, essentially my family's property.

1115
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:57,560
Like, you know, six brothers, but they all, you know, are in their own homes

1116
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:03,400
with their own families now, probably, but on the same property.

1117
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:10,599
You make your way to the outskirts of where you know the property to be, and you see

1118
00:53:12,599 --> 00:53:19,960
a man tending, just kind of clearing a field of where a harvest had just taken place.

1119
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,920
Which of your brothers do you see?

1120
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,960
I see Verez.

1121
00:53:27,559 --> 00:53:29,720
As you step closer, you

1122
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:35,800
make a mistake, snap a twig or something, something to catch his attention.

1123
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,720
I do not snap a twig.

1124
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,400
Thank you very much.

1125
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,560
My goodness.

1126
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:46,840
As you step forward, Donnie snaps a twig.

1127
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:56,040
And Verez turns around and sees you and Donnie walking up.

1128
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:01,559
First a little shock at seeing a gold dragon worming, but then seeing you,

1129
00:54:01,559 --> 00:54:08,840
he drops everything in his hand and with a gasp says,

1130
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:10,920
Nulara.

1131
00:54:14,279 --> 00:54:14,920
It's me.

1132
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:15,480
I'm home.

1133
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,360
How are you?

1134
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,759
And I kind of, like, speed up.

1135
00:54:20,119 --> 00:54:21,079
You know, it's my brother.

1136
00:54:21,079 --> 00:54:24,279
I'm not going to, like, run open-armed across a field, but, you know,

1137
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,200
I'm walking bristly.

1138
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,480
I'm very excited.

1139
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,680
He runs towards you and calls out, Nulara's back.

1140
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:31,560
Nulara's back.

1141
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:40,920
And you look around and you see people come out of the buildings that are built there.

1142
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,440
The literal woodwork.

1143
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,880
The literal woodwork.

1144
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,480
And you see all of your brothers and their,

1145
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,120
and their, what you can presume to be some of their children running out towards you.

1146
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:58,360
Back in Waterdeep.

1147
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,600
Well, like, you're last there, bud.

1148
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:04,120
You ready?

1149
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,600
Yeah, yeah, let's do this.

1150
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:12,440
You step into the circle and the same process that you've seen before,

1151
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:18,360
the wizards begin their incantation and the haze begins to fill your vision.

1152
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,080
And you, your vision comes back and

1153
00:55:23,079 --> 00:55:24,920
where are you and what do you see?

1154
00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:28,759
I'm in a spot I know very, very well.

1155
00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:32,840
I'm at the hidden passage entrance to Mithril Hall.

1156
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,920
It looks just like a plain wall to the untrained eye,

1157
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,039
but if you know where to look, you know exactly where the door is.

1158
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:47,319
I do the sequence of movements needed to do with the loose stones on the door.

1159
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,039
And I unlocked the puzzle.

1160
00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:51,000
I thought you were, like,

1161
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,280
Vogue-ing?

1162
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:52,760
Just Vogue.

1163
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,719
That would be amazing if I was.

1164
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,960
The door begins to grind open slowly.

1165
00:56:02,519 --> 00:56:09,239
Inside you hear the workings of the inside of Mithril Hall,

1166
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:10,920
which are very familiar to you.

1167
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:16,519
And you step in and descend down into the heart of the mountain.

1168
00:56:16,519 --> 00:56:24,119
And you see the entire city of Mithril Hall, which you haven't seen in a long, long time.

1169
00:56:31,559 --> 00:56:33,159
We cut to somewhere else.

1170
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:35,800
It's black.

1171
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:45,480
You hear footsteps, kind of scuffling about, trying to find a place to go.

1172
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,800
You hear a voice, and it says,

1173
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,119
Um, hey, uh, hey, Victor?

1174
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:56,920
Victor, where'd you go?

1175
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,360
You hear footsteps walking closer to your position.

1176
00:57:03,559 --> 00:57:04,599
Hey, it's not funny, man.

1177
00:57:04,599 --> 00:57:06,360
Like, it's very dark in here.

1178
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:15,639
You see a sliver of white light begin to crack within the darkness.

1179
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,920
Hey, what are you, what are you doing over there?

1180
00:57:21,719 --> 00:57:25,239
And it begins to tear open into the darkness.

1181
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,800
That's not, that's not good.

1182
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:34,599
And hands begin to reach out and begin prying apart the white light.

1183
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:41,639
And faces begin to be seen, ghostly, demonic faces.

1184
00:57:41,719 --> 00:57:49,879
And the camera pans back, and you see the face of a ghostly Grancis.

1185
00:57:52,519 --> 00:57:54,519
Oh boy, we're in trouble now.

1186
00:58:12,519 --> 00:58:17,079
Some of the music in today's episode is by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io

1187
00:58:17,079 --> 00:58:19,879
and Scott Buckley at ScottBuckley.com.au.

1188
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:27,960
I'm just going to say, based on the decisions and the events unfolded by you and your team

1189
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:33,079
here, everybody, we'll decide who is in and who is out.

1190
00:58:34,039 --> 00:58:38,359
Are actions in the past or in this meeting currently occurring?

1191
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,400
In the past or in this meeting currently occurring?

1192
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:46,840
Because I've already yelled at everybody, stood on a table, sat backwards on a chair.

1193
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:54,440
This here I'm showing on Skype is a scorecard based on all the decisions made.

1194
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,200
Why was there so many F's on it?

1195
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,280
Russ, this is fascinating.

1196
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,880
And what kind of math were you doing that there's a whole bunch of F's on it?

1197
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:02,840
Those are letters.

1198
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,960
Yeah, when did you start this sheet?

1199
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,320
Since the beginning of Rise of Tiamat.

1200
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,320
Oh my god, are you for real?

1201
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:12,920
Yeah.

1202
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,159
Russ, oh my god, that's amazing.

1203
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,599
Listeners, you should see his face right now.

1204
00:59:18,599 --> 00:59:22,440
He looks like, I don't know, like a kid with like-

1205
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,000
He should be.

1206
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
This is all up to you.

1207
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,559
I mean, I hate it.

1208
00:59:27,559 --> 00:59:28,679
I hate that you're saying that.

1209
00:59:28,679 --> 00:59:29,559
We did our best, you guys.

1210
00:59:29,559 --> 00:59:30,760
We did our best.

1211
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:35,079
It's kind of better because it means it's already decided, right?

1212
00:59:35,079 --> 00:59:36,039
A long time coming.

1213
00:59:36,039 --> 00:59:37,319
Yeah, it's not just spur of the moment.

1214
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:43,799
What if we're throwing those people in that river that one time?

1215
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,639
Nobody knows about that.

1216
00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:48,599
That was before we recorded.

1217
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:50,840
That never happened.

1218
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:54,199
We never used to say Tiamat up in the river all the time.

1219
00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:56,199
Amy didn't have that suggestion for us.

1220
00:59:56,199 --> 00:59:57,239
You guys do with the prisoner ones.

1221
00:59:57,239 --> 01:00:00,199
She said they and then you threw me right under the bus and into the river, Tom.

1222
01:00:02,679 --> 01:00:03,559
After tying you up.

1223
01:00:05,319 --> 01:00:10,039
They, I've been told that they find the chewing crunching of Paisley endearing.

1224
01:00:11,559 --> 01:00:12,920
I don't know if that's what they meant.

1225
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:15,559
Look at it.

1226
01:00:18,039 --> 01:00:18,840
Is quite loud.

1227
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:19,719
Go somewhere else.

1228
01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:23,639
Oh my god, she got up.

1229
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,319
She left.

1230
01:00:25,319 --> 01:00:25,880
Good girl.

1231
01:00:26,519 --> 01:00:27,079
Oh my goodness.

1232
01:00:27,079 --> 01:00:27,960
Good girl.

1233
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,880
Go for that positive reinforcement, Paisley.

1234
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:30,679
Jesus.

1235
01:00:32,679 --> 01:00:33,960
Why is he looking at us?

1236
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,960
She's looking around the room.

1237
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:38,599
Not at anyone.

1238
01:00:38,599 --> 01:00:40,599
No, I meant why is Russ looking at us?

1239
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,480
That not all of us.

1240
01:00:44,199 --> 01:00:50,679
Well, I can't look at somebody.

1241
01:00:50,679 --> 01:00:51,960
She goes, but not you, Donnie.

1242
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:52,759
You'll be fine.

1243
01:00:52,759 --> 01:00:53,480
Donnie, you'll be good.

1244
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,360
Donnie will live on.

1245
01:00:55,559 --> 01:00:57,880
Dog is audibly farting under the table.

1246
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,440
Oh, no.

1247
01:00:59,799 --> 01:01:01,159
I like how Carla said, I know.

1248
01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:03,480
And it's like, no, I said, oh, no.

1249
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,440
I said, oh, no.

1250
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:05,799
I know.

1251
01:01:05,799 --> 01:01:06,759
I can hear the farts.

1252
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:08,360
I couldn't hear it.

1253
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,880
I can just hear the bone chewing.

1254
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,559
She's like, oh, god, I swear it's not me.

1255
01:01:13,639 --> 01:01:15,079
Why are you looking at Austin Powers?

1256
01:01:15,079 --> 01:01:15,319
Shit.

1257
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,519
Because of our other podcast.

1258
01:01:18,519 --> 01:01:21,159
Russ, how many times do we need to tell you about this?

1259
01:01:21,159 --> 01:01:22,759
I was also looking at you.

1260
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,480
So this is just something.

1261
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,400
Wait, was he dressed up as Austin Powers?

1262
01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:32,119
You put your right foot in.

1263
01:01:32,119 --> 01:01:33,799
You put your right foot.

1264
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,240
That's her incantations.

1265
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:37,880
It's the hokey pokey.

1266
01:01:40,039 --> 01:01:41,080
I'm sorry.

1267
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:41,720
Keep going.

1268
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:42,519
You're doing great.

1269
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:44,519
Flint and Leosan wizards.

1270
01:01:44,519 --> 01:01:46,039
No, you're just blind now.

1271
01:01:46,039 --> 01:01:46,440
Exactly.

1272
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,400
Your vision disappeared.

1273
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:47,960
Sorry.

1274
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,720
They rolled poor on that one.

1275
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,560
You can't be hung over when you teleport.

1276
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:52,440
Did we not mention that?

1277
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:53,800
It does cause blindness.

1278
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,039
And then Leosan and Flint just go up to you and be like,

1279
01:01:56,039 --> 01:01:57,560
hey, we're your brothers.

1280
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,680
Hey, welcome back.

1281
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:07,160
This is Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.